ROFL Joke about Manchester United Team..

Once terrorists barged into Old Trafford and took the Man U players as hostage. The whole stadium was under seige as the fans watched hopelessly. The negotiator pleaded with them to release women and children first.
They duly obliged and set Ronaldo free

Seeing this Gary Neville started running towards the exit. One terrorist went to shoot him when the leader stopped him saying,"You fool ! Handle the others first , we can catch him even after 3-4 hours , I bet he wont reach the exit till then !"

One of the terrorist was feeling hungry. The leader glanced towards Rooney and said to his comrade."Take a bite off him , pork is good"

Berbatov and Anderson were trying to escape when the terrorists caught them. The leader said,"Ok , you get to take unlimited shots on that open goal. The first one who scores is set free , the other dies !". They both survived the incident since none of them could score !

The same challenge was given to Scholes to which he retorted,"You bastards ! How can I score when you have tied my hands ?"

One of them went to kill Hargreaves when the leader shouted,"Don't kill him ! Never injure the handicapped !"

Another one shot at Giggs 3-4 times on his chest , but he wasn't affected even a bit. The leader scolded his comrade,"Fool , how can you expect that bullet to penetrate that thick layer of hair ? Only a headshot may kill him !"

So then he went on to shoot Ferguson to which the leader said,"Just take his chewing gum away and he may die !"

After a long siege , all the terrorists were found dead. Reports suggest that Rio Ferdinand farted and the air was full of drugs to which the terrorists fainted and died !